Tarantino and His Love Affair with the N Word and “Bitch” in The Hateful Eight
Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Bruce Dern in The Hateful Eight Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight is now playing in theaters, and the film raises numerous questions about the director’s...
View ArticleThoughts on the End of 2016
Last night I saw the new Mike Mills film 20th Century Women, starring Annette Bening, Greta Gerwig, and Elle Fanning. At one point in the film, Fanning’s character remarks that she believes the best...
View ArticleThoughts on the Eve of the Election and Why I’m With Her
I am genuinely frightened at the prospect of a Trump presidency. The very thought that a racist, misogynistic, narcissistic demagogue could possibly be elected President of this country should...
View ArticleNews Alert: Beyonce Was Always Black; Women Have Bodies
Last night, Saturday Night Live nailed a parody film trailer for The Day Beyonce Turned Black, poking fun at some of the ridiculous reactions to Beyonce’s SuperBowl 50 halftime performance last Sunday....
View ArticleI LOVE LEONARDO DICAPRIO
UH-HUH. GAH!!!! BLURGH!! Was Leo throwing shade or checking out Gaga? No matter. He’s clearly a human!
View ArticleIs Jon Hamm’s Penis the Greatest Troll in the History of Trolling?
Jon Hamm on the cover of Rolling Stone. Jon Hamm is a man. A man with a penis. A penis so glorious in its perceived girth and length that its all the Internets can talk about lately. It’s caused...
View ArticleThings I Am Thankful for This Holiday Season
We are at the end of another year as the inevitable passage of the invented construct of time barrels on. At times, it can be very difficult to set aside one’s ruminations and neuroticism and simply...
View ArticleApparently People Do Not Understand What Feminism Really Is
There appears to be a vast divide between those who comprehend what feminism is and what it aims to do, and what some people appear to think what feminism is. Last night I saw one of those Buzzfeed...
View ArticleWhy Tinder is the Bane of Our Society and Needs to Die
Tinder is an alleged “dating” app that allows people to troll for D and P in their local area. By “D” and “P,” surely you will know what I mean unless you are completely innocent or some type of...
View ArticleFixed Air’s 86th Annual Academy Award Predictions
It’s that time of year again – the time in which rich, privileged actors reward each other for being privileged. The Oscars are the ultimate pat on the back, and I will not lie, i would love a pat on...
View ArticleMy Blog is Being Neglected Due to My Texas Holdem Habit
I am becoming addicted to playing Texas Holdem. Only now have I realized how lame that really is after typing it out. A few months ago a friend invited me to play poker at our favorite neighborhood...
View ArticleRay J’s “I Hit It First”: An Analysis of the Worst Thing Ever Created
Can you name a song by Ray J? Do you remember who Ray J is? Perhaps you recall Brandy, Ray J’s more successful and older sister. She was the one who sang “The Boy is Mine” with Monica back in the 90′s....
View ArticleIs Jon Hamm’s Penis the Greatest Troll in the History of Trolling?
Jon Hamm on the cover of Rolling Stone. Jon Hamm is a man. A man with a penis. A penis so glorious in its perceived girth and length that its all the Internets can talk about lately. It’s caused...
View ArticleFixed Air Live-Blogs the 85th Annual Academy Awards
It was a last-minute decision to live-blog this year’s Academy Awards…stay tuned for Oscars fun starting in less than ten minutes!!! 2013 Academy Awards Seth Macfarlane is hosting this evening, and it...
View ArticleThings That Will Break Your Heart: Chris Arnade’s Faces of Addiction
Prince spends his time salvaging scrap metal to get money for heroin. The other day I stumbled upon a Jezebel article detailing an ongoing photo essay by Chris Arnade, called “Faces of Addiction”....
View ArticleRob Gronkowski’s Pants & Other Places I Want to Be in 2013
It’s time for some light fare around these parts. 2012 is almost over and a lot of silly people think the world is ending in just about two weeks. Well, it won’t. In fact, the world will likely be in...
View ArticlePeople Complaining About Working on Thanksgiving/Black Friday Need Some...
Last week I received an email from Change.org, a website that hosts petitions for (usually) great causes. However, last week’s petition reeked of what I like to call “first world problems.” A woman...
View ArticleThe Elephant in the Nation: Why People Are Not Voting for Barack Obama
Many people will not vote for Barack Obama because he is black. This was true in 2008 and it feels even more salient this year. Perusing social media and noting the various reactions to the campaign...
View ArticleBook Deals Are Like Penises: I Don’t Have One, and that Makes Me Sad Sometimes.
No, this entry is not about my desire to be a man. This serves more as a platform for me lamenting my seeming lack of achievement in the literary world thus far. It seems like every young blogger or...
View ArticleOxymorons in the Year 2012: “Young Republican”
Ah, election year! That scent is in the air once more! What is it, do you ask? Oh that’s right, it’s the smell of horse shit, wafting directly from computer screens across America! Lovely! What is it...
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